Red Slip and Slide

The act of fucking a woman while on her period using lubrication thus sliding in and out of her bloody vag.

Sam: I dont wanna do anal but im on my period.

Kyle: I already lubed up

Sam: Just do the Red Slip and Slide.

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Nose slide a rail

Code for snorting a line of a powdered drug, preferably cocaine. Usually used when using the term, "Snort a line" will get you in trouble.

Tom and Pete are snorting coke in the basement while Toms mom is around.
Pete says: Hey Tom, wanna nose slide a rail real fast?
Tom says: Sure bro *winks*

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I wouldn’t let that slide

Usually used by a D-1 instigator when attempting to start a fight.

*Person one gets dunked on by person two*
Instigator to Person One: I wouldn’t let that slide but that’s just me fr (for real)

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Stockholm Slip-n-slide

A deviant sexual act. After sex, the man ejaculates on the woman's stomach, then urinates on her. After this, the man dives headfirst across the woman onto the newly slippery bed. Goggles are recommended for the unexperienced.

"Did you hear Adrian gave another girl a Stockholm Slip-n-Slide?"

"Yeah man, he told me she broke a rib and the entire bed had to be set on fire. What a champ."

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Super Fun Happy Slide

You'll find out when you hit the bottom.

Super fun happy slide. No. I guess killing people will be fun enough.

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Wet slide, chronic excuse

A phrase that can be used to excuse anything.

Dave: "Hey, man! Why'd you just rape my cat?!"
Jack: "Wet slide, chronic excuse."
Dave: "Oh, okay then."

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Kansas Slip n' Slide

When two men strip butt-ass naked and lather themselves in baby oil, and slicking the floor of the living room with vegetable oil. Both lads scurry and clamber to reach the next "room", pushing each other to make the other slip. The loser of the race has to give the winner oral sex.

"It's too cold out today. What should we do?" "We should do the Kansas Slip n' Slide!" "Sure!"