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morning smashings

-Getting intoxicated (eg. alcohol, weed) straight after waking up, before 12pm.

-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.

Liz and Chris woke up at 9am to avoid a hangover Liz brought out a bottle of tequila and suggested morning smashings.

by empresshearts April 22, 2008

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Atomic Smash

The act of wrapping your legs around the top of a bathroom stall and taking a shit. When the shit falls out of your ass and into the toilet it makes an "Atomic Smash"

I'd hate to be the janitor cause I just did an atomic smash in there.

by dr alph January 27, 2011

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Smashing Blumpkin

After receiving a Blumpkin (fellatio while defecating on the toilet), proceeding to place the lucky lady's head on the seat and smashing the lid on her.

I had the worst blumpkin ever. She didn't even swallow the goop. I had to make it a smashing blumpkin to remind her to take her protein next time.

by Tim Branberries February 1, 2008

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Hulk Smash

When a female is so good looking you wanna f#@k (smash) her so hard that only hulk can smash it that hard.

Also she can have a "hulk smash body"

Use as you would bad bitch
Same basic meaning
See bad bitch

Man 1: Damn shes fine

Man 2: yeah I wanna hit it hard, what a bad bitch!

Man 1: yeah Definitly a Hulk Smash, right there!

by JPMDSK September 16, 2009

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Button Smash

To rapidly press, or "smash", a certain button, very fast. It is most likely used in a quick time event.

Gamer: Man, one time, I was playing BF3, and it asked me to button smash the "X" key, man, after that, the "X" key wasn't the same anymore!
Sexy Guy: I also had the same problem with a girl, last night!

by KOOLGUYยฎ (PT) July 6, 2014

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Smash Mouth

A common term used in referring to a welder because of all the cocks they enjoy smashing in and around their mouth. Also see Tykake

Welder: Hey now... I'm an allstar...
Co-workers: Hey Smash Mouth, hows that arc burn?

by Counterguy May 17, 2018

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smash cakes

To have sex with another

Imma go over to the lady's house to smash cakes.

by MTBJoel November 18, 2008

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