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When you’re stuffing rope and she’s on her period
I was so gummied last night I hit it spaghetti style and had to buy her new sheets
Hey want to go to a spaghetti social with jake?
-no never that dumb bear
When you are a genius in school but in person you are an absolute fucking idiot.
You seriously have Spaghetti Syndrome and it annoys the hell out of me.
When you the sex is so physically draining that your knees are weak, your arms are heavy, and there's vomit on your sweater already
We were going at it so hard last night we were slamming spaghetti, I can barely walk today
When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!
When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
A spineless, slimy individual who lacks integrity and structure, much like the soft, processed pasta rings floating aimlessly in canned sauce. Known for bending under pressure, switching sides when convenient, and leaving a trail of mess and betrayal wherever they go. A cheap imitation of something real.
“Ain’t no way I’m trusting that dude—he’s a straight Spaghetti O, flipping sides, snaking his own people, and leaving a mess everywhere he goes.”