The stains left from a woman who's had her period and forgot to use a tampon..
Dude your mom left bacon stains all over my house last night.
This happens when you put your dillwhip in your homies ass more than 4 times a week. The poop usually stains on the shaft. That's where the name derives from.
Dude, I can't get changed in the locker room anymore.
Why?
Because I got the stain wang from you last night
Ah shit.
Yeah, literally!
Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.
person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
Some dude from Missouri that pisses on people when they are sleeping.
Someone who's burning out on psychedelic drugs.
Mark does acid every weekend. He's a fucking trip stain.
during the peak of sexual activity the male pulls out and shoots his load all over the receivers belongings.
that dirty whore "Trent" asked me to snail stain all over the backseat of his 84 camaro ;D.