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short bus status

When a person becomes dumbfounded and half retarded when caught off gaurd... Especially regarding people with the syndrome of selective hearing, and or vanity.

Stephanie was explaining a meaning to Lauren while Lauren was thoroughly entertaining herself when Stephanie finished Lauren said what's that mean, Stephanie said don't worry Lauren you're S.B.S. Short bus status!

by Stephauren November 8, 2013


Confederate statue protest

Mansa Musa owned slaves, and might have been the wealthiest person to ever live. If there was a statue of Mansa Musa standing in every major city in the world, people most likely wouldn't try to remove it. The image/idea that black people are marginalized and in need of saving by other groups is a relatively new one if you look at all of history, it's mostly just the last couple hundred years people came up with this image/idea. The reality is the people protesting the statues weren't doing it in the interest of humanity or human rights, they were doing it to support the agendas of the people they were following, especially the college dorks.

The image/idea that life is unfair to black people only nowadays is a recent development. The reality is life has always been unfair to most of the people living on the planet at any given time in history, no matter their sex, shade of skin, sexual orientation, religion, political beliefs, or personal beliefs about anything. People who try to get people to unify usually have a similar agenda to the ones who got them to divide in the first place. The Confederate statue protests are no different, the same ones trying to get people to divide try to get them to unify again before they wake up. The same ones that tear everyone and everything apart are the ones telling people they should be together on something.

by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020


permanent greenlight status

When you are so desperate that you are willing to bang any chick even ones with messed up grills. abb. (PGS)

"You must be on permanent greenlight status cause you were fuckin the shit out of that uggo last night"

by Jake and Will May 27, 2006


Status Quo Champion

1) n. A person who fights to maintain the status quo.

2) the opposite of a Social Justice Warrior.

John signed a petition to keep schools segregated. John is a Status Quo Champion.

by Alice-Addams March 30, 2016


Lurk my Status

More or less the opposite of "Like my Status".

Relevant to Facebook, when people on your friends list read your status updates but do not offer feedback in the form of Likes or Comments.
It could mean one or more of the following:
1) Your friends are apathetic about you and your little life.
2) You have made an ass of yourself and your friends are trying to spare you any humiliation.
3) You've indicated an interest in something (like furry porn or MLP) and people are suddenly embarrassed to know you.
4) One of your friends is stalking you (usually only happens to females) and is too timid to say anything.
5) The people you associate with maintain a Facebook presence, but are too lazy (or think they're too cool) to actively participate.

Lurk my status if you like penis.

by Wraith84 July 7, 2013


Grown Man Status

When one exhibits status of a grown man.

AJ: Yo man, did you see Nathan's chest hair.

Devin: Ya nigga, he had grown man status.

by Avreage Joe December 6, 2008

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status curiosum sh

when two people have known each other for a very long time and wondered why they cannot forget the other. they continue wondering for another long time instead of growing up and facing each other to find out why they cannot forget the other.
this condition is usually attributed to insecure, anxious, vain or egocentric people. remedy is possible. just takes heart, a spine and guts. ๐Ÿ–ค

status curiosum sh. the secret is to be kind and respectful ๐Ÿคซ

by Krkiฤ March 27, 2019

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