Tearing your anus while doing a neat stunt/trick.
Did you see how he landed on that fence. Definitely stevened himself.
A mad-lad who understands the basic principles of being an essay. Essentially a tough person with a simple underline.
Person one: Check out that eshay
Person two: He is really acting like an Eshay Steven.
Steven A.'s are typically a very nice guys who are pretty gay goblins and have things for flat anime girls.
A: Hey, you've seen Steven A. today?
Z: You mean that gay guy? Yeah down the hall
A:thanks, I've been looking for that goblin all day!
The Steven that’s always steady at things doing school before lunchtime..
Hey Steady Steven, would you mind handing me the sodium hydroxide for our beaker?, Steady Steven, will you gently activate the projector for the state capital presentation point sheet??, Steady Steven dance with us to this new PinkPatheress song! Steady Steven, would you be interested in joining 2 clubs for club rush at LCC this year! Remember that new kid from Junior year?, Yeah he’s nice and it’s Steady Steven he transferred to our school on March 4th 2022… he’s been here for two years now… thrillingly to ask some nice and random questions to him about the nice things!
When you leave a party to poop in the host's bathtub like a shitty ninja.
Guys, I walked in on Wyatt leaving me a Cleveland Stevens!
Special Agent of Secret Service. World-class master of espionage, disguise, and assassination. Has been in pursuit of world-class criminal mastermind Amba Singh, even at the cost of his allies such as his partner Sergeant Batu Khan.
Special Agent Steven Ambatukam: You've met your wicked demise, Amba Singh! *stabs man in his back*
Man: Steven, I'm Batu Khan, I'm Batu Khan! *bleeding out*
Special Agent Steven Ambatukam: Oh my God, Batu Khan *starts crying after realising what he has done to his long-time friend*