I mean... You told them to leave, so... There you go! They left.
Hym “Why the assisted suicide? Because if you don’t make $200,000 an hour making fun of retards and telling people that the sky is blue and you’re not the nepotistic offspring of some high achieving fraud, life is actually pretty miserable. I know that this is a shock to you but the reason that you are getting all of the violence and suicide is that if things aren’t going your way, there is literally no reason not to take it out on the world and/or hard-reset and re-roll your character. At least they didn’t shoot you kids in the face.” 🤷 ♂️
When a person shares something they found funny, like a meme, or a discussion on Twitter, but they stick a meaningless comment on top of or below the picture that ruins the comedy. First coined by Oz Media on YouTube
Oh no, someone did comedy suicide by writing "Found on Urban Dictionary!!1!!1" on the bottom of it.
The attention one gets from acting openly depressed as if they are going to commit suicide.
MAN 1: "Man did you see what Jason posted on his story? I'm really worried about him."
MAN 2: "Nah fam. He's aight he's just doing that for attention. He's just tryna get suicide coins"
The act of killing yourself while holding a white surrender flag
Hello my fellow white man.Did you hear about Tom commiting French suicide?
The consumption of the poop inducing food items in quick succession with complete disregard for one’s digestive track.
Jimmy committed digestive suicide yesterday by eating a 2 burritos, a bowl of chili and drinking a half gallon of milk and is currently dealing with the consequences.
The exquisite art of Defecating on ones chest and wiping it up with pages of the Koran
Hey mbutu I’m so high I want to do a suicide bomb are you in
A group of small dick guys who act big in front the ladies but can't make up for it in the bed.
The Stripper said "I just had a group of Suicidal Monsters try to show me up in my VIP room, they was not acting very big after I pulled down their pants."