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*hears commercial*
"fuck...who the hell wants a fuckin lionel coin bank?"
*save your money save your money*
"shut the fuck up. damn."
37👍 10👎
when something is done to a great degree, always followed by an concurant statement of "Nice!" accompanied by a high five
JASON: Marc bought the beer last night - all the way to the bank!
JUSTIN: Nice! (high-five)
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Todd - "Your pockets aren't deep enough for her. "
John - "What do you mean?"
Todd - "She's is clearly an Investment Banking Bitch , just look."
16👍 4👎
A pawn shop.
My account is at the poor man's bank on 1st Street, the pawn shop that has my trumpet and drum kit in the display window.
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A women that only fucks men that have a lot of money. Age is not a factor.
"you do not have a chance of getting in her pants, she has a piggy bank vagina"
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when you have the nut hand and someone bets into you!
i knew i would "make bank" when i flopped quad aces, and the guy behind me went all in!
8👍 68👎
A piggy bank with a round hole in the back end.
I got a piggy sperm bank so I can save up for when I want kids.