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'little talks' by Of Monsters And Men

Of Monsters And Men is an Icelandic folk band. there song 'little talks' is there most famous hit

Sally: OMG have you heard 'little talks' by Of Monsters And Men??"

Sarah: OMG yes isnt it AMAZING??

by ledanosaurMai December 4, 2012

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UEFA Mens Player Of The Year

An award from UEFA for being voted their best player of the year. Normally given from international performances and European performances. Players who DIDN'T play for Europe during the voting period will NOT be nominated, no matter if they played like 2015 Ronaldo or 2012 Messi or 2015 Neymar in the 3rd division of Uruguay.

Erling Haaland wins this years UEFA Mens Player Of The Year, being Messi by about 100 votes!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 20, 2023


Dead men are marching again

Just being Russian during WWI and remembering that poison gas is gay

Dimitri : Blyat i trough i will be gassed by Hans yesterday

Sacha : AND THAT WHEN THE DEAD MEN ARE MARCHING AGAIN

by Goptimus_Prime October 20, 2020


Bigger men have tried

When someone of larger stature try’s to intimidate you but you are confident that you’re able to knock them out

1: Come on fight me

2: aha, bigger men have tried

by Helped out August 12, 2020


Hot men in my area

Hot men in my area are normally found in mirrors.

Random person: What do you see when you look at the mirror.
Also random person: Hot men in my area ;)

by Twinklepaff April 16, 2021


Men's Artifical man hairs

Well mens artifical man hairs are actually a thing not just a person, it is actually those weird hairs dudes have on their chins that they refuse to shave or wax off that really make you mad,they just dangle long individual hairs from their chin and are proud,(Something woman can't do and may be offended if you tell them they have these ) Guys thing they are atractive and could be seen rubbing their chin hairs while talking when they should really be rubbing them off,some woman may find them attractive and if you do nice go find you some men's artifical man hairs to love theirs nothing wrong with them their just weird and unnessacary/

Keili : Have you seen Caleb's men's artifical man hairs?
Jorie :Yea their long and straight but his hairs curly so its weird!
Keili: I know right they gotta go!
or

Jorie:I love men's artifical man hairs on guys it's attractive as heck
Keili: Get that out of here you crazy !

by Lil_ baby _skate December 2, 2018


i Cannibalize little men

this is not a joke i cannibalize little men preferably midgets because kids are gross honestly taste bad

pleas help me i have an addiction pleas i cannibalize little men

by ballocks April 20, 2022