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The action of licking somebody or something from bottom to top, or head to toe.
Bro, that kid over there is totally Alan's Momming that plate
'Well that sure was a tough day of adulting, better pour myself a big ol' cup of Mom Juice."
It´s when you purchase something with your own money upfront and later come crawling to mom for reimbursement. If approved you can expect a wire transfer to replenish your beer funds.
A: Shit, brah. How´d you get the cash for a new Gronk jersey?
B: I just lucked out, a mom-rebate for my orgo book just came through.
An unbeleivable milf. She will do anything you want from her.
Person 1: Wow dude, look at Brad's Mom... what a milf.
Person2: Yeah, we did it in every way last night.
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jesus, would you check out that Brad's mom, what a milf.
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A verbal abusive "mother" who screams and raises their voice-over stupid shit and arguments they started.
I HATE HER I WANT HER TO JUST SHUT UP AND NOT SPEAK EVER AGAIN AND TO STOP HITTING ME
My mom is a fucking filthy cunt who smells like fish and doesn't shower. I hope shit stays quiet and stops gaslighting me.
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A suburban,(white, 95% of the time) middle-class mom who drives a mini-van and has usually 2-4 kids. She holds mostly conservative political views, and is unemployed. She spends her day watching daytime television, and/or grocery shopping for her family. She gets all her money from her husband. She usually is semi-religious and often shelters her children. Her other duties consist of dropping off and picking up her children from soccer practice, and other sports or activities. She also gets overly-involved in her children's school, being an active member of the PTA. She is exactly what makes suburban life so dull.
A woman who is way too overprotective and involved in her children's lives is a soccer mom.
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A calm friend who you can rely on, usually an older member of your friendgroup
Usually called "Mom" or "Mother" as a nickname by younger members of the group
Toni: "Have you seen cait? I need comforting from our mom friend"
Beth: "No I'm sorry, I am also searching for mother"
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