Table Vibes

A reference to alcohol and cocaine, as well as the behaviors associated with the consumption of those substances (i.e

That dude’s profile picture is giving table vibes.

national broken table appreciation day

its self explanatory. its national broken table day 🤷🏼

"Bro did you hear, today is National Broken Table Appreciation Day!"

Cansas end table

A sofas end table made from recycled dresser drawers with legs vertically placed on sofa ends

Check out my Cansas end tables

gay table

A table extension suited for a Hotas flightstick/throttle.

'How would you build a gay table?'

table txting

to put your keyboard cell phone down on a table and place your hand(s) on it and type your txt message like a keyboard on a computer.

I was at a fast food place and I had a burger in my hand, but I had to txt someone, so I started table txting with my free hand.

table pour

Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.

“Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”

Table Potato

You have a raw potato on your desk, or your a couch potato but you like tables.

YOU TABLE POTATO!