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When someone tries to be funny by making any type of comment, but it's really not funny. Or someone says something that makes them seem goofy or stupid.
John: I can't wait till we go to Kings Island so I can meet Goofy and Mickey.
Jenn: Take It Back!
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When one needs to release a colon cannonball i.e. take a huge shit, one will often state that he or she needs to take a tub. It is often confused with the country bumpkin way of "taking a bath", but everyone knows that its about blowing mud out one's asshole.
"I caught Nick 'taking a tub' last night and the stench almost made me pass out where I stood"
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Phrase used when telling a fellow to take a seat. originally developed by 2 sophmores in highschool, take a seat is sweeping the general group of people they hang out with by storm. when telling one to take a seat one must make an OK sign with their fingers, hold it up, and move their hand slightly forward.
taylor: so yea after i hit this kid square in the face i lit up a cig and put it out on his forehead
kavan: taylor, take a seat
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drink a 40 ounce without stopping for air.
Chug that shit bitch nigga!!! Take it to the face!!!
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To go home to take a poop, instead of at work, school, stores, restaurants, etc.
Bill: "Dude, I gotta shit in the worst way!"
Ted: "Then go, dude- Wal Mart's bathrooms aren't that dirty."
Bill: "Screw that bro, I've gotta take it to the house!!"
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Taking or receiving the entire penis, either through the vagina, anus or mouth.
Hillary will take it all in New York.
Sanders will take it all in New York.
Trump will take it all in New York.
Ted Cruz will take it all in New York.
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To take shorts is to take shortcuts...to try and make it in an industry by appealing to authority figures without first receiving respect among your peers.
We gotta walk not crawl or else take a fall /
What used to be just hopes and thoughts /
are now in effect, and we can't take shorts. (Big Daddy Kane, "Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now")
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