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When one gets the instant urge to use the toilet during the middle of a shower, without drying off appropriately. Because said person has to towel off immediately, it leaves a "trail" of water from the shower to the toilet.
My parents were mad at me for leaving a trail of tears in the bathroom, but I had to go real bad!
When you or another individual gives or receives an indian burn to your or someone elses penis until they ejaculate.
"Dude she totally sent me on the trail of tears last night!"
The line of perspiration left by swamp ass when an individual scoots off a plastic chair
Dude, my chair is soaked, at least Andrew Jackson had the decency to clean up his Trail of Tears!
Any person that can only "get off" if they have used their tears as lubricant, not necessarily out of sadness. These people tend to be sexually aroused by crying and the act of using their tears as lubricant gets them especially excited.
I walked in on Geoff and had no idea he was a tear jerker! Now I understand why he loves to watch women cry
When you throw your credit card at your girlfriend, striking her in the eye, and then use the tears to masturbate.
She wanted insomnia cookies so I threw my card at her and then I had myself a nice Tear Jerker
A form of entertainment or media that one can masturbate to and cry to simultaneously.
Clementine: Hey did you see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie yet?
Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!
When one bro mourns the loss of another bro, or a bro related item. The loss can come from a bro putting a hoe first or dropping a beer.
When Jack dropped his natty ice he cried bro-tears.
When Steve met his new girl he dropped of the radar, we all cried bro-tears