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zz top

One of the best southern rock bands in this universe

Southern guy 1: Whoah dude! Have you heard "lowrider" by ZZ Top?

Southern Guy 2: Hell yea! #low-ri-der goes a little slower....#

by Rossotron October 9, 2005

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black top

When a black female is straddled over a white male during sexual intercourse

That black nurse asked the resident doctor if he'd ever been black topped before.

by Harpoon June 1, 2006

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Top Titty

The act of putting a hockey puck top shelf, glove side, of a goalie.

Oh, shit dude! Steve put that Top Titty on Dan!

by Nick_Nack March 6, 2008

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Top the Dog

The act of holding one's own penis from the bottom, using the hand to simulate a bun, while another man masturbates on to the top of the receiving man's penis, to create the illusion of adding a topping to a hotdog.

Justin was feeling a tad bit bi-curious after his 6th shot of Jack, so he decided to ask Derek to "Top the dog."

by dawgtopper September 6, 2011

24๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


over the top

"Over the top" refers to having a certain quality in excess of reason, so that it becomes abrasive.

It is good to project an image of confidence, but an excess of apparent confidence that is essentially boasting can be considered "over the top". It is good to be assertive, but if one is assertive to the point of being nasty, this would be considered "over the top".

by FLA June 7, 2005

99๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffin top

1. the part of the muffin that is above the paper. it grows when it bakes, so the part that extends above the paper and overflows get cooked more, so it is slightly harder and full of flavor. it is the most valued part of the muffin.

2. also known as "love handles." it is where your sides adjacent to your stomach stick out past your belt fastened around your waist. the overflow of the love handles slightly resembles the overflow of the muffin top on a muffin.

1. some colleges spoil their students during finals week by selling "muffin tops" instead of full muffins, so as not to waste valuable batter, since most people eat the top and throw away the rest anyways.

2. i was feeling a little chub-chub, and when i looked in the mirror, i noticed my love handles had grown. they bulged above my belt and i admiringly called them my muffin tops.

by athor September 23, 2008

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Top geek

You know when you have one of those friends or know someone and you just walk in his room and its like a fuck*ng sci-fi cinema with all the top gadgets

Top geeks are very protective over their equipment and will not allow others to use, borrow or handle it.

They are often anti-social and can spend days on end in their room looking at websites such as dabs.com

Top geeks can often drain electricity with all their carbon technological equipment. Equipment will always include silly "gadgets" such as a wireless mouse, a wireless keyboard, a media PC, sat-nav etc etc.. Always bragging about the "new" this and that and is often buys just because of the brand e.g. Apple wow there so technologically advanced

To summarise. I think we could say a top geek is just a geek but is really on top of the game.

Top geek essentials:

Media PC
Laptop
Wireless keyboard
Microsoft fanatic
Apple fanatic
Oracle
Web based management system
Broadband
Wireless everything
Torrent sites
Strobe lighting

by Top JiZzA December 12, 2008

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