Human Bean

Meaning: "Human Being". As spoken by similar intellects that say "Every Think", instead of "Everything".

Similarly, "Bean" may be substituted for "Been" in written form.

Look, I'm a human bean too, it seems everythink I say has bean ignored, init?

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bean dip

To flick a woman's (or man's) breast with the index finger.

Dubbed "bean dip" because the move is similar to that of scooping up bean dip.

I flicked that fat guy's manboob and said "Bean dip!" so he'd understand the motion.

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Le$bean

Pronounced: Le-dolla-bean
The only acceptable term to use for a wlw (women loving women (homosexual))

Ultimately started because a lesbian on TikTok who used 'text-to-speech' didn't know how to correctly spell "lesbian". They also replaced the "s" in "lesbian" with a "$" so TikTok wouldn't take down their video (TikTok is pretty homophobic)

If you call a lesbian a Le$bean they will love and worship you forever.

"I was the only le$bean there"

*Sees a picture of Demi Lavato or Meg Thee Stalion*

*Le$bean panic*

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Sweet bean

Someone extremely good and wholesome.

Jennifer: Wow, Matthew is such a polite and friendly guy.

Meghan: IKR, he's my Sweet bean on the earth!

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bean chute

Within the prison setting, the horizontal slot like opening in the door or bars of a cell. This opening is large enough to fit a food tray, but small enough to keep and inmate from crawling through.

Dr. Evans, the prison psychologist, went to visit the unruly inmate in segregation. When he leaned his head down near the bean chute to talk to the agitated inmate, a self-help book came flying out of the bean chute striking Dr. Evans in the side of the head.

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Bean Horn

Loud horn commonly used in electronic dance music, reggeaton and hip-hop; which summons Mexicans in the surrounding area to dance. Made famous more recently by Mad Decent, DJ Felli Fel, Power 106 etc. etc.

Manny: Damn ese, that DJ was so lame.

Jesus: Naw fool, you left before he dropped the bean horn! Chicas was gettin down!!

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Bean's Jackstalk

Bean's Jackstalk is what happened when Jack accidentally bent over in front of the beanstalk and it went way up his ass.

Bean's Jackstalk is something all men fear, like the Ruins, except worse.

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