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mom hangover

When you have done so much mom-work that you physically feel like you have a hangover.

A mom hangover may include symptoms such as headache, unable to tolerate loud noises, shyness to bright lights, etc .
A mom hangover can be caused by nighttime feedings, 4-year old tantrums, the unending piles of laundry, unauthorized use of Sharpies, etc.

We can't come to play group today, I have a mom hangover.

by MinivanMILF March 31, 2016


hairy hangover

Can refer to several things related to excessive alcohol-intake:
(1) An incident of "morning after" dat's particularly unpleasant (i.e., "hairy") in dat you suffer unusually-severe feelings of pain, sickness, humiliation, etc.
(2) A "majorly feeling like crap" post-booze-binge reaction dat obliges you to use da "hair of da dog" method in an effort to sober up and feel better.
(3) Da bristly-furred and saggy/flabby beer-gut dat flops disgustingly down in front of yer abdomen, and is da result of decades of partaking in da disgraceful debauchery described in Definitions 1 and 2.

Da term "hairy hangover" could also refer to when a naked dude who hasn't shaved himself "down there" is straddling a chick's face, and so his globular "daddy bits" are loosely dangling down where she can see them up close.

by QuacksO December 30, 2020


Klingon Hangover

A nasty hangover you get after making peace with someone you hated

1: Hey you okay? You look really hungover
2: Yeah got a real humdinger. Got an apology from my highschool bully after a couple of drinks
1: Oh, a klingon hangover, nice

by July 02, 2023


husband hangover

Husbandhangiver-The exhaustion wife gets after she chooses to work too hard over the weekend with her husband by over doing and not giving herself enough self care and sleep.

it is critical the wife doesn’t over do and implement self care and proper sleep to avoid a husband hangover. Julie had a husband hangover the morning after she chose to stay up too late watching Netflix before her early morning work day

by acapellawoman February 23, 2024


No-hangover

A remix of the famous drink ”Skinny Bitch”. In the same vain that a ”Skinny Bitch” is healthy due to just containing sparkling water and vodka (making it low carb), ”No-hangover” also contains sparkling water and vodka, but also adds a hydration/electrolyte tablet.

Ingredients used:

1 shot of vodka
1 cup of sparkling water (natural or citrus)
1 Hydration/Electrolyte tablet

Pro-tip:

Match the flavor of the tablet to the sparkling water for the best concealment of the alcohol aftertaste.

-Dude, last night got me totally thrashed!

-Yea, I can tell. You should’ve ordered a No-hangover or two from the bartender.

by Alfred Swahn April 23, 2022


Poseidon’s Hangover

An afternoon thunderstorm in a college town, usually in Florida.
Named so when a storm pukes up a lot, both violently and loudly.

Looks like Poseidon’s hangover is about to hit.”

by Black Bean Burger Baby June 16, 2018


hangover shower

A hangover shower is literally when you have shower sitting down, can't be arsed doing anything else than resting, wanting to go back to bed but you know you need to get clean after that messy night.

Too tired for words, im gonna have a hangover shower because i can not be bothered doing anything else

by Hangover shower February 09, 2017