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NJ Guy: Heyy
Girl: Heyy where are you from?
NJ Guy: I'm from New Jersey, you?
Girl: Eww, get away from me...
MD Guy: Is this guy messing with you?
Girl: Yeah he is, who are you and where did you come from?
MD Guy: I come from the greatest land of all, Maryland,
Girl: MY HEROO
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Once its own state, New Jersey is now a territory occupied transplanted Staten Island and Long Island barbarians who were forced to leave their homes due to having too much money and overdeveloping their land. Over time, much of the state people's culture has been forgotten and replaced with that of the steadily increasing barbarian population.
"That kid has a horrible New Jersey accent and dresses like he is always going to the gym."
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Contuining to Grind Hard UdayJersey "ุนุฏู ุฌูุฑุณู" AKA Shooter Mcgavin made his debut in the summer of 2000 appearing on numerous LS Clique Mixtapes Shout to the whole Otown Crew "T.R.A.P. WoodBOI"=Citizen Kane, Swiv-LoC and JD Baby." What up DJ Mannix an the whole FlowLine Music Fam. Carving a name locally in Orlando Florida DA "O", he moved to New Jersey began to connect with such artists as "BigBamboo and SkyKidd forming the super group "The Vulturez." Working with various artists such as "Hank Dope, Chase Fetti, T-Bizz and Woodro Wilson (O.S.T)", he continues to expanding the reach of his music. Working towards his Bachelors Degree in Business Administration, UdayJersey stays on his grind. Being a monster in the industry, the name Uday is adopted from Uday Saddam Hussein al-Tikriti, the eldest son of Saddam Hussein. New Jersey being UdayJerseyโข's home, Jersey seemed to be the only name that would be accepted, considering that UdayJerseyโข formally went under the name Jersey Boy. Keep an eye out, cause theres no doubt that this up and comming artists is going to hit the mainstream with a Vengeance. Feel free to message any questions to UdayJerseyโข.
The Vultures hold it down yo!
Uday Jersey SkyKidd Big Bamboo
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A Jersey Turtle is an annoying and vaguely Soprano-esqe pest that crawls out of the armpit of the United States, New Jersey, and infests 'quaint' and 'resort' towns throughout the state of Vermont. As soon as the snow hits they come up from hibernation to 'hit the slopes, dude!' The most common location for a Jersey Turtle to be spotted is along USRT.4 heading from New York state into Rutland, VT.
Most Jersey Turtles are large oversized SUVs including (but not limited to): Suburbans, Hummers, Tahoes, Lexus', and rarely a Land Rover. Expect to see various items of ski/snowboard gear to be strewn across the road as well... this is the telltale sign that a Jersey Turtle has been in the area.
"Oh crap, is that a car in the median?"
"Nah, it's just a Jersey Turtle."
"Ah, ok... they should learn to drive"
"Sure, but then what would they replace the drives licenses with in the vending machines?"
"Good point."
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A cheeseburger with a fried egg and brown gravy (and all the rest)
Have you ever had a jersey bulldog? Eggs, burger, cheese, and gravy. Does it get better than that?
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Tony gave Jennifer the Jersey Giveaway over the summer, so you don't want to hit that until she goes to the clinic and gets that cleared up.
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is a phrase used to define when people get smart after they are drunk.
1) guy: dam i bet you look better with your clothes on the ground.
girl: did your jersey smarts help you solve this crisis.
2)Guy 1:"dude i think we won't make it home walking"
Guy 2:"dude no shit you serious? you got them jersey smarts"
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