New Jersey

Maryland's bitch.

NJ Guy: Heyy

Girl: Heyy where are you from?

NJ Guy: I'm from New Jersey, you?

Girl: Eww, get away from me...

MD Guy: Is this guy messing with you?

Girl: Yeah he is, who are you and where did you come from?

MD Guy: I come from the greatest land of all, Maryland,

Girl: MY HEROO

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New Jersey

Once its own state, New Jersey is now a territory occupied transplanted Staten Island and Long Island barbarians who were forced to leave their homes due to having too much money and overdeveloping their land. Over time, much of the state people's culture has been forgotten and replaced with that of the steadily increasing barbarian population.

"That kid has a horrible New Jersey accent and dresses like he is always going to the gym."

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jersey whore

When referencing your friends as annoying Hershey shore characters. Or when u call a ho wanna be

Hey Jersey whore u should flash as the girl walks away u yell Jersey whore

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Jersey Beater

When you wear a basketball jersey with nothing underneath so it looks life a wife beater

Matt: What the heck, Mike you were supposed to wear a wife beater to the party
Mike: I didn't have one so I wore a jersey beater

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jersey smart

is a phrase used to define when people get smart after they are drunk.

1) guy: dam i bet you look better with your clothes on the ground.
girl: did your jersey smarts help you solve this crisis.

2)Guy 1:"dude i think we won't make it home walking"

Guy 2:"dude no shit you serious? you got them jersey smarts"

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Jersey Slide

Cruising in the exit lane even tho your not exiting and swerving into the right lane at the last moment or at any opening especially in start stop traffic

That delivery truck is sooo slow!
Just jersey slide past it!
U know what? I will.

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Uday Jersey

Contuining to Grind Hard UdayJersey "عدي جيرسي" AKA Shooter Mcgavin made his debut in the summer of 2000 appearing on numerous LS Clique Mixtapes Shout to the whole Otown Crew "T.R.A.P. WoodBOI"=Citizen Kane, Swiv-LoC and JD Baby." What up DJ Mannix an the whole FlowLine Music Fam. Carving a name locally in Orlando Florida DA "O", he moved to New Jersey began to connect with such artists as "BigBamboo and SkyKidd forming the super group "The Vulturez." Working with various artists such as "Hank Dope, Chase Fetti, T-Bizz and Woodro Wilson (O.S.T)", he continues to expanding the reach of his music. Working towards his Bachelors Degree in Business Administration, UdayJersey stays on his grind. Being a monster in the industry, the name Uday is adopted from Uday Saddam Hussein al-Tikriti, the eldest son of Saddam Hussein. New Jersey being UdayJersey™'s home, Jersey seemed to be the only name that would be accepted, considering that UdayJersey™ formally went under the name Jersey Boy. Keep an eye out, cause theres no doubt that this up and comming artists is going to hit the mainstream with a Vengeance. Feel free to message any questions to UdayJersey™.

The Vultures hold it down yo!

Uday Jersey SkyKidd Big Bamboo

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