Blanket Princess is a fucking idiot who’s obsessed with bugs and is 10, she also is fruity as hell she’s a whole ass fruit basket. she screams a lot and is hyperactive, probably has adhd but shh don’t tell her parents because she’s an anxious chaos child with a gecko named prince beetle (admiral mcgullycutty)
*being defined*
“hey wait is that that fucker Blanket Princess”
“AAAAAAA”
“god fucking damnit it is her and she’s screaming”
“IS THHAT A FUCKING SHEEP”
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someone who got two doses of the pfizer covid-19 vaccine
person 1: wow, did you hear that ramona is a pfizer princess?
person 2: wow, shes so lucky. i got moderna.
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If you can read this, you are gay.
"I'm a homosexual"
"Who gave you a princess lift?"
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when a woman is sitting on the throne (toilet) while giving a blow job, then the man pulls out and ejaculates in the womans hair giving her a semen tiara.
A woman who performs the act of a sloppy princess, can in turn be referred to as a sloppy princess.
I was in a rush this morning so i got a sloppy princess.
that chicks a sloppy princess.
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Aethers hot sister that leads the abyss
Person 1 “Omg i hate the abyss order”
Person 2 “But their leader is pretty”
Person 1 “but they are enemies”
Person 2 “but i like lumine”
Person 1 “but shes technically a criminal-”
Person 2 “ALL HAIL THE ABYSS PRINCESS!”
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A manly princess. Not to be confused with a true tomboy that does things guys do, a Machiavellian princess appears/seems to be a tomboy or like a tomboy on the surface, but is actually excessively masculine by nature, and someone you would think would have had a sex change by now, but hasn't done so only for fear of the social stigma. A Machiavellian princess is called a Machiavellian princess in the same way an effeminate prince is called Machiavellian, she is the female version of a Reptilian effeminate prince.
The Machiavellian princess wants everybody back in line.
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A bed partner that's usually so cold they cuddle you to the edge of the bed.
That girl Lauren is such a chili princess, she cuddled me till the room stank.
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