two dorra

an aussie coin with the queen on one side and a coon on the other, the only way to tell the difference is by the flies buzzing around the abos head

ppl think that it is the southern cross but its actually big blowies

the most abbos get wen they work
coons like flies...they eat them

two dorra = a coony = coon coin

me and my cousin ruby go down to the billabong with a bottle of four star port, that we scored with a coony, goin for a yuppinaminamy in the bushes with a kangaroo

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two-ten

A word used by H, K, and N, meaning giving head!

We found out that one of our friends gave two-ten two weeks ago.

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Two Pumps

Giving a girl sexual intercourse, and directly before ejaculation, putting the penis in front of the girls face and two pump the penis until ejaculating directly in the face of the woman

Man, I gave that girl the old two pumps last night.

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Two Grips

A grip is: n. a phrase used to express quantity; a large amount of something.

Two grips would be way more than one grip: an extremely large amount (approx. equivalent to a metric fuckton) often used as an exaggeration for alot of stuff

"Man this mac n cheese is so cheesy! You got all kinds a cheese up in this bitch!"

"Its because I put two grips of cheese in it!"

"Two grips of weed is a shitload more than one grip!"

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Two-Toned

verb
1. Black and blue, getting swiftly knocked in the face, being left with visible mark(s).

2. Getting hit and marked as fast as a printer types a single letter.

3. Getting punched for something (that wasn't necessarily that serious) but the mother fucker keeps running their mouth too much. A quick way to shut up that noise.

4. Shutting up someone that says something offensive, commonly known as a spit fire.

"You need to stop coming at me all crazy, you're about to get two toned. I don't have time for that nonsense."

"She got two toned, her face looks purple after one damn punch! Haha, bitch couldn't shut up on that disrespectful shit."

I heard he got two-toned, hit him quickly...thank god it stopped that argument!

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high two

1. when u slap two fingers with another person's two fingers
2. when a penis slaps against another penis 2 x's
3. when a penis slaps on breasts 2 x's

They high twoed when they both got the same grade

He accidentally high twoed this other guy in the toilet

He high twoed her during role play

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Two Fived

To be repeatedly cheated on by young man with an insatiable appetite for chips and to be none the wiser because you are a dumb bitch

Female 1: Girl, why you got all these chip crumbs in your bed.
Female 2: Oh my boyfriend was here last night.
Female 1: Where is he I want to meet him.
Female 2: He doesn't live here.
Female 1: Girl, you gettin two fived.

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