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two dorra

an aussie coin with the queen on one side and a coon on the other, the only way to tell the difference is by the flies buzzing around the abos head

ppl think that it is the southern cross but its actually big blowies

the most abbos get wen they work
coons like flies...they eat them

two dorra = a coony = coon coin

me and my cousin ruby go down to the billabong with a bottle of four star port, that we scored with a coony, goin for a yuppinaminamy in the bushes with a kangaroo

by Man Dingo July 27, 2006


two-ten

A word used by H, K, and N, meaning giving head!

We found out that one of our friends gave two-ten two weeks ago.

by HKN August 10, 2004


Two Pumps

Giving a girl sexual intercourse, and directly before ejaculation, putting the penis in front of the girls face and two pump the penis until ejaculating directly in the face of the woman

Man, I gave that girl the old two pumps last night.

by Two Pumps December 14, 2008


Two Grips

A grip is: n. a phrase used to express quantity; a large amount of something.

Two grips would be way more than one grip: an extremely large amount (approx. equivalent to a metric fuckton) often used as an exaggeration for alot of stuff

"Man this mac n cheese is so cheesy! You got all kinds a cheese up in this bitch!"

"Its because I put two grips of cheese in it!"

"Two grips of weed is a shitload more than one grip!"

by synaesthetic May 20, 2010


Two-Toned

verb
1. Black and blue, getting swiftly knocked in the face, being left with visible mark(s).

2. Getting hit and marked as fast as a printer types a single letter.

3. Getting punched for something (that wasn't necessarily that serious) but the mother fucker keeps running their mouth too much. A quick way to shut up that noise.

4. Shutting up someone that says something offensive, commonly known as a spit fire.

"You need to stop coming at me all crazy, you're about to get two toned. I don't have time for that nonsense."

"She got two toned, her face looks purple after one damn punch! Haha, bitch couldn't shut up on that disrespectful shit."

I heard he got two-toned, hit him quickly...thank god it stopped that argument!

by XianStarr October 08, 2016


two buns

When you suck a guys dick in prison for two honey buns.

Isaiah is called two buns because he would sucked dick for too honey buns.

by Jr_longboard January 05, 2017


Two of Hearts

I-I-I-I-I need you
I-I-I-I-I need you
I-I-I-I-I need you

I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody
But desperate lover, I can't keep it to myself
Oh no
When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire
Oh baby
My body's burning so come on heat my desire
Come on come on

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on

People get jealous 'cause we always stay together
Yeah baby
I guess they really want a love like yours and mine
Together forever
I never thought that I could ever be this happy
Yeah baby
My prayers were answered, boy you came in the nick of time
Oh

I got this feeling that you're going to stay
I never knew that it could happen this way
Before I met you I was falling apart
But now at last I really know we're made of

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on

I-I-I-I-I need
I-I-I-I-I need
I need, I need, I need you

I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody, no baby
But desperate lover, I can't keep it to myself
Oh no
When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire
Oh baby
My body's burning so come on heat my desire
Oh

I got this feeling that you're going to stay
I never knew that it could happen this way
Before I met you I was falling apart
But now at last I really know we're made of

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 25, 2022