They’re in the trees

This phrase was used in the Vietnam war. The Vietnamese would camouflage themselves and hide in the trees and attack the Americans (which we 100% deserved.) the Americans were not used to this type of guerilla war fare and were very alarmed. They would yell “they’re in the trees” to warn the rest of their squad about the attack from above. Now this is a phrase that angsty teens say to express a sudden attack, or they just yell it out the window at unsuspecting pedestrians.

Mary: “THEY’RE IN THE TREES!”
Me: “Bruh, what?”

Mary: “THEY’RE IN THE TREES!!!”

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Tree Hugger

Fuckers that tie themselves to trees that the logging companies planted. They are the reason why nobody can have nice cars because they "pollute". What they don't realize is that not enough people have them to make an impact. Not only that, they take SUV's and bury them, even though the battery acids leak and gas, further polluting the enviroment.

Tree Huggers will never let anybody have nice cars.

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tree topper

a backstabbing girl who just asked her friends ex-boy out, within the hour they broke up.

oh my god she is such a tree topper

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tree folk

Code word for nigger. Can be used in African American company, without ill effects.

Dude, some fucking tree folk started husslin' me because I said rims are stupid.

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Planting a Tree

The Act of Impregnating a Girl.

Dude, stop calling me I’m planting a tree!

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Pine Tree

A nickname for Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls, usually used by Bill Cipher, because BillDip mothafackas

Bill possesively growled, pulling his beloved Pine Tree to his chest.

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FBI Tree

A small tree that you jump over when your Freakin' Balls Itch. While jumping a person has to yell FBI.

Derrick - Man I have some FBI

Bob - You should go jump an FBI Tree that'll fix it.

Derrick - Sounds Good

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