five on one

What G-Unit members do to Fifty Cent when they are horny.

Hey Fitty, here's your 2 quarters, bend over, time for a Five On One...

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One Yourself

1) The act of requesting an unwelcome or irritating member of a group of persons to leave that group asap;

2) When one person encourages another to carry out a simple errand or task.

1) "Mark you're causing problems and annoying us, One Yourself"

2) "Larry it's your buy, One Yourself and get us all a round of drinks".

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Chido one

Chido one is a phrase used in Mexico in order to imply that something is good, a thing, for instance. Chido is the same as to say That's Cool. The word One is the english number and means nothing, its only purpose is to make the phrase more euphonic.

Oye, eso esta chido one. Translated appears as Hey, that's cool, man

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Knuckle One

To masturbate. Jack off. Rub one out.

Roger was late to class because he stopped at the bathroom to knuckle one.

I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.

Safe one

This is a confused attempt to combine the word 'safe' with the phrase 'nice one'. Usually blurted out in pressure situations in the company of intimidating individuals.

Intimidating individual- "There you go bruv"

You- "errr... safe one"

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Headie one

Headie one is the largest bowling ball in Tottenham and they use headie one as a wrecking ball to demolish turnpike lane, woodgreen, Edmonton, Enfield and Northumberland park, he protects broadwater farm

Repeat headie one incoming!!!! Headie one incoming!!!! Oh tion wayne help uss

One-Eyeing

A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.

Work conversation via email:

Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!

Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!

Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!

Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!