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I ate at Chipotle last night. This morning I took a huge Trump.
I stepped in a pile of Trump and now I have to throw away my Chucks.
The President sure took a huge Trump all over the Constitution.
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The yellow fluid that lubricates feces as it travels through the rectum.
Dude I took a big shit and some yellow goo came out after!
Yeah man that stuff is Trump.
Oh. It's gross.
Yeah.
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North English word for a wet fart
Wow you better check you duds you just trump in them
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The most patriotic and greatest president in the history of the United States
Donald Trump is the greatest president the United States ever had.
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Someone who put America to hell and got banned from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for inappropriate behavior.
Guy #1: oh look is that the guy who got voted for as a joke?
Guy #2: Yeah, that’s Trump. The same person who got all those people to storm the capitol.
Guy #1: ...
Guy # Yep got it, too early for jokes
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To lie obviously, egregiously and with absolutely no concern for the truth or even the appearance of someone making an attempt to tell the truth. To lie with zero fucks given.
When I said that Donald Trump was the greatest president of all time I was telling a trump.
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The current president of America (as of 2019) who was elected in 2016. Some speculate he may secretly be a tangerine
Susie disagrees with Trump because she likes her abortion rights
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