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Phoenix Twin Kick is one of Ling Xiaoyu's moves from the Tekken. She simply kicks you at the head but then she pulls back her leg to kick you again which means she kicks you twice in one go. Pretty Cool eh! To do that move hit back and circle.
Note: After performing that move she'll go into Rain Dance. To put her in her normal stance hold back.
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the thing gianna will do to me, celebrated on OCTOBER 15TH
me: “oh yeah yeah he’s fine don’t worry”
my twin: *gets hurt at game*
gianna: “kick your crush’s twin day is october 15th now. be ready”
National Slap Your Older Twin Day, occuring annually on April 17, gives the younger twin a free pass to slap their older twin. Maybe it's pent up resentment for being beat out of the womb, maybe it's just for fun, either way: they're free to slap.
"My twin slapped my today, but it's okay because it's April 17, so it's national Slap Your Older Twin Day, and she's the younger twin"
Take 4 strong laxatives and immediately Place a wild field mouse deep (and I mean Deep) inside your loves anus and proceed to spray a entire can of canned cheesed (preferably KrafT) into the butthole, The field mouse will then begin to slowly eat its way out causing a tingling sensation this will enhance the laxative and cause an explosion of cheese/shit/and hopefully a mouse into your face. You then proceed to put the mouse back in for seconds (if it came out) and continue the process until the laxatives lose effect.
n. Hello mam, how would you like to come back to my home and enjoy a nice twin city rat trap?
That twin city rat trap really is kind of like a human fondue
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What the third of the Seven Wonders of the Modern World should have been, but no!
Instead, the Empire State Building won that honor!
May all the innocent people who died as a result of the September 11, 2001 attacks (which destroyed the World Trade Center Twin Towers) rest in peace...
A cabin for three people but only two sleeping at night so the third person and the second person has to have 4 hours of sleep.
I didn't get enough sleep because of the Indian Pacific Gold Twin Cabin.
A sexual act when a female gives head to 2 men at the same time. She goes from one log to the other thus giving the name Tennessee River Twin Log Jammer. She has to keep the wood wet like the river and hard. Has to fix the log jam only 1 log in the machine at a time.
The Tennessee River Twin Log Jammer was the best thing bros can do to hoes your brothers will thank you for the suggestion and might have a fun night as well.
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