Random
Source Code
Random
you lose brain cells naturally but when you use twitter for more than 2 hours a day then you know you lose brain cells way quicker. its a giant website full of really dumb people and celebrities being able to somehow make comments on things that somehow get to everywhere, I don't even use twitter and I know the last thing elon musk tweeted.
on twitter everyone is offended by something and wants you to be understanding but at some point people put trigger warnings for CAPS or kitchen appliances or god knows
gimmick accounts are great tho
autistic friend 1: "I just made a tweet about how we are going to burger king"
me: "you use twitter?, that makes a lot of sense"
One of the internet's weirdness places they also love to pull up old content of Youtuber like Shane dawson and also they spill tea alot
Have you seen Twitter it is blowing up with tea from jeffree star
The space between a woman's twat and her sitter, thus her twitter.
The last woman I was with had a hairy twitter.
The reason why there's a little bird up in the top right
I think that Twitter might be the reason why there's a small bird on the top right of this box.
Maybe.
The spot between the twat and the shitter
Dont forget to wipe your twitter
It's a quite kind and well-mannered app/website if you manage to be in the correct community. If you don't... well... be VERY CAREFUL about what you say because you can get cancelled if you even say anything slightly offensive.
Person A: Hey, any socials I can follow you on?
Person B: Yeah, I have a twitter.
Twitter is a fucking hell hole of a website used to cancel people for no goddamn reason.
John: Hey dude lets go on twitter!
Ben: Go kill yourself faggot.