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1. Any person who also uses twitter can be described as “twitter-adjacent” to you
2. Common language to describe your non affiliation with someone famous on social media
3. The relationship all of us elder millennials had with Tom on MySpace.
Example 1:
“Uh uh! Watch out that mf’er is crazy. Wait to he gets all obsessed with you cause you two are twitter-adjacent! “
Example 2:
Me: “Girl, i love Chris Lake! Like, i get turned on just being twitter-adjacent to him.”
Girl: ”You so crazy!
How you would like to be remembered in 140 characters or less.
"My Twitter tombstone should be "That's what she said" - my perfect Twitlogy.
A blue checkmark next to a Twitter account indicating that some doofus spent 8 dollars to look like a jackass
"John is a pompous douche who thinks he's better than everyone else because he bought a Twitter verification checkmark"
The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.
Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.
There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"
Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
a way of speaking only real skinny legends use
"*Insert name*, sweetie, I'm so sorry, but I'm about to spill the tea, so hold ur wigs, cause imma snatch 'em."
or
"Oof sis, several points were made, eye cannot-"
*insert a list of random emojis like the cowboy emoji, the water droplets emoji and the cool sunglasses emoji*
"can somebody tell *insert name* that using twitter speech isn't that cool sis, it ain't it chief"
The process by which two or more people at the same event tweet nearly identical things in sequence, sometimes repeatedly, using the same hashtag.
Tweet from @user1: "Wow the band is really rocking tonight. #myfavband"
Twitter Echo from @user2: "Wow, the band is rockin' tonight. #myfavband"
female equivalent of male blue balls.
That batch be Twitter payted