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The dirty asshole of Texas. A place crawling with soccer moms that look like, and worship, Sarah Palin. Tyler is a dry county, so the Baptists drive 20 minutes to the county line to get their booze, so as to avoid tainting their reputation around town. Despite being located in the Bible Belt and serving as a hub for retirees, Tyler is a great place to find drugz. Typical hangouts include: the mall, the Hollytree parking lot, and your rich friend's house in Hollytree.
Dallas Resident: "Hey man, where can I score some jankem?"
Friend: "Tyler, Texas."
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A wonderful alter-ego of Fight Club's narrator. Often misinterpereted by punks who have only seen the movie and didn't read the Palahniuk book.
Tyler Durdent started Project Mayhem.
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Verb. To say or do something that is not widely accepted. One who Tyler Kings is one who says something incredulous, something vulgar, at the worst time.
You asked how much your girlfriend weighed? You really Tyler King'd that!
You did WHAT? You're such a Tyler King.
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A woman giving a man a blowjob, before the famous bust, the man aggressivily grabs the woman by her hair and shoves the tip of his dick, to (preferrably) the womans left nostril and sends a calcium rocket to her brain
He grabbed her by her hair and gave her a Salty Tyler.
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An outstanding vocalist, whom has one the most unique voices in the universe. Although quite unattractive, he is the most down to earth guy in history. Singer of Woe, Is Me.
Person 1: "Did you see Tyler Carter at the concert?"
Person 2: "Yeah, his voice was epicly epicle of epic proportions."
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An incredibly sexy singer who has a resemblence to Elvis. Has an amazing voice and plays the guitar.
Whoa! That Tyler Hilton sure looks like Elvis!
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Tyler is no longer a dry city as it turned damp in the last election. A group of city leaders, including Tom Mullins--Head of Economic Development, campaigned for Finish the Ballot to allow for the sale of beer and wine for takeout. Critically acclaimed Stanley's BBQ had a fund-raiser with three bands, a buffet, and yard signs. Cries of prohibition ended 80 years ago rang out through the city. Admittedly, one Baptist church unsuccessfully tried to have the proposal banned from the ballot. The hypocrisy and waste of gas to drive so far is over, unless you want liquor. As for the worship of Sarah Palin, President Obama lost 73-26 to R-money in Smith County! No Democrat has carried the county for president since Harry Truman. Don't blame me.
damp "Tyler, Texas"
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