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Trying to think of what to send to girlfriend
Guy 1: hmmmm trying to think of what to type.
Guy 1: Yo, what do I say to her?
Guy 2: nice boobs and butt?
How are you. What are you up to. Hows life. Gotten a bit better recently. Here for you. Always. If you let me I'll be your friend for life. I'd even take care of your grave if you die before me.
🖤
The pen-pal has been replaced by the type-pal.
The Stove way to end a verse in a riddle manner(often referring to bars) meant to Leave Confusion Amongst peers
“Can you believe that everything i ate today was a Type Of Whaaaaaaa?
A kind of shirt (ususally an over-shirt) that with time will sag or move to one side, thus causing one to have to keep pulling it back to the other side like a type-writer. This happens most commonly with girls as some shirts will move to one side as it flows, but gets stuck on a boob.
Guy: Hey, you've got some type-writer action going on.
Girl: Ugh! I know, this shirt is so annoying, but cute!
An aortic dissection that involves the ascending aorta
Nancy: Jenny is such a dumb slut she just faked a Stanford type A Aortic Dissection to get with jarred!
Sisyphus Type; Keep misspelling a word.
"Yo dud I just got a gf"
"*dud"
"*dud"
"*dude"
"Sisyphus Type, Lol"
A traveling salesman or sales representative that wines and dines clients in order to push whatever average or mundane product he is selling. He is usually named something like Mark, is the life of the party, puts everything in the corporate card, and speaks with a northeastern US or New England accent.
“Hey man, wanna catch the game somewhere tonight?”
“I would, but some Mark type got us court side seats at the game. He’s trying to sell us some new product, I don’t know.”