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When a guy wears a strap on around his head and runs toward his chick from across the room. He then jumps at hear with the strap on heading toward her nether region.
Dale was trying to Ninja Unicorn some chick last night and we saw her run and scream from his boat.
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See Flying Unicorn
A variation on the flying unicorn in which the female or "unicorn" is eating out another female.
Kevin rode his grazing unicorn.
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Similar to the original "Awkward Turtle" concept. Hand is made into a "peace" sign (can also be a "rock on" sign) and back of hand is touched to forehead, like a two-horned unicorn.
-awkard silence-
Kandy: "Awkward Turtle!"
LoLo: "AWKWARD UNICORN!"
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When a male does anal and there’s a slight trace of fecal matter on the penis. Then the female blows the male before the fecal matter is washed off
Hey I got a brown unicorn by Alex
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A hallucination or crazy idea that someone who's generally drunk or high comes up with, then continues to believe during the hangover and usually, after they sober up.
Donny: MAN, I saw like, kids on the moon last night. They were up there, in, like, spacesuits, and I could SEE them. They must have been like giants or something!
Jim: Dude, you had a missing unicorn. GET OVER IT.
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The fiery counterpart to the majestic/mythical best. With a flaming unicorn, the mane and tail are sometimes completely made of fire. An epic name for an epic creature.
A: "Woah dude, whats that over there?" S: "Oh, that's a flaming unicorn" A: "Wat" S: "Wat"
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The male version on the motor boat
Crazy Unicorn. The woman places her face into the mans balls and motor boats whilst working the sharft like its a unicorns horn thus the Crazy Unicorn
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