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The blood that comes from the body of a virginand stains your carpet... and has magickaly powers according to some books...
The men in robes as dark as the void it self sacrifice the virgin... To long forgotten gods! As they laugh as the virgin blood is stained on the alter... Forever more!
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A Virgin 6er is someone who has gone without sex for 6 months, there body has not been subject to any peno for 178 days therefore a virgin title must be placed on them as a reminder of their torment
oh eye mate todays the day 178! you are officially a virgin 6er, how do you feel?
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During the process of giving birth, the woman's perineum may be cut to allow for an easier birth. After the baby has been delivered, the cut is stitched back up. It is rumoured that, on the male partner's request an additional stitch is made closest to the vagina to make the vagina tighter when the stitches have healed and intercourse resumes.
Hey Doc, just pop in a virgin stitch will you, or she's gonna have a hole as big as a cow's cunt
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a normally sexually active male, often a college student, who lures gullible and innocent teenage females into the act of physical intercourse with the intention of stealing their virginity; during this activity the crime of statutory rape is commonly committed.
The engineering student is an avid virgin breaker who attends high school social events on a regular basis attempting to locate targets to support his title.
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a non-alcoholic beverage with tomato juice , pepper, and celery.
I really wanted a bloody mary, but I was driving, so I ordered a virgin mary.
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The act of inserting a telephone into the vagina of a young virgin.
I bumped into Alice earlier on, she managed to get a good deal with Virgin Media.
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Someone who has not yet been in a walmart yet. Often these people are stunned by the size of these North-American stores.
Most Europeans are Walmart virgins. If someone loses his walmart virginity he can become a Walmart slut.
Canadian: have you been to Walmart before?
Dutch guy: *embarassed* ... no
Canadian: oh i see, your still a Walmart virgin.
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Dutch guy: I will never forget my first Walmart.
Canadian: I feel you men
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