A veiny penis of any size or color.
I told her I was going to dip my meat wagon in her tonight.
Safety precaution when in a pool or water. Get in a circle and dock each other in a wagon wheel configuration to form a Faraday cage to fend off lightning strikes
The storm was rolling through so the boys and I formed a wagon wheel so we didn’t have to get out of the water
Forming a circle, touching penises Tito to tip in order to form a Faraday cage for protection in the water during lightning events
Oh shit, I see lightning! Everyone wagon wheel formation stat!
A decrepit soul with a limp so pronounced that they almost appear to sway back and forth like an old wooden wagon wheel.
Hey Joe, check out Wagon Wheel limping around again.
Name given to a person who walks with crooked legs or a pronounced limp...usually due to a debilitating disease or injury.
Everyone laughed as Wagon Wheel hobbled down the hall at work...
Extreme sexual act when you perform 69 while cart wheeling.
Me and my girlfriend got freaky and starting wagon wheeling around the house.
My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.
Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".
If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.
"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"