A wagon is not only a transportation device (one especially loved by Girl Scouts to sell cookies) but is also a great nickname for someone with a precious meaning. A Wagon is someone near and dear to your heart that has a spectacular sense of humour and is a fantastic accountant.
Wagons always cause laughter, bring friends together and best of all they enjoy pho. When in a crowd it is always super easy because they’re beyond stunning and always have freshly chopped bangs.
Wagons are exotically great at art and navigating public transit. Wagons are the freshest people you’ll ever meet.
Person 1: hey did you see that gal with the radiant smile and insanely hot bangs?
Person 2: yeah she has a sassy sense of humour and I heard she enjoys pho!
Person 3: looks like we’ve spotted a Wagon
A station wagon is somebody who is unique in character and is a level above an "Absolute unit"
Wow Abbie you are such a unit I would consider you a station wagon
station wagon is when you are doing a girl on the ground and you get on top and hump her through your room and down the stairs while on the ground and you get in your station wagon take it out of park and and move to the back nd smash and get out of 25 children of yours to steer while you move the car while humping in the bac
me and my girl station wagon down 98 highway until a cop pulled us over cause our car was bounceing too much
When a group of guys are running a gay train after eating Taco Bell.
Matt missed the Chili Wagon because he was fishing.
The wagon full of Karens you encounter on the wagon train to your friend's mom
I hit the Cuntestoga Wagon when I was in line running a train on Carl's mom last night
A car/vehicle primarily used for substance abuse, usually occupied by 2 or more people.
leon’s got a Q let’s hotbox the sesh wagon!
A juvenile term of endearment often used by siblings as a way to bond.