bluey the whale

Bluey the whale sleep whale, from birth, with love who is a soft toy who is lovely and so adorable. The gender of the whale is unknown and makes noises such as "Bap bap bap bap bap"
It's tail also goes back and forth when it swims.

Bluey also works part time at McDonald's as a cold water tap.

"Bluey!!!"
"No eating Bluey"
bluey the whale

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Whale load

A massive load, most of the time in proportion with a whale

I released my whale load on that bitches face last night. She almost drowned

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Saving Whales

The act of taking a shower together to conserve water; in which this act usually consumes more water than the original two showers, because of the sexual acts usually encountered during the process

Woman: "I'm about to go take a shower."
Man: "Well, I think we should start saving whales more often. You know, the environment needs all the help it can get."

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Sperm Whaling

When you joint urethras with a beta male and shoot your goo down his tiny cloaca

Oh shit I'm boutta cum, oh fuck oh fuck oh FFUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK UUUGGGHHHHH UUUGGGHHHH TAKE MY CREAM, YOU SLUT OH SHIT I'M SPERM WHALING YOU OHHHHHHH YOU DUMB CUCK JESUS FUUUUUUCK

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Mrs. Whale

A beach who is the best beach. You want this beach to be your beach. Beach. 🍆❤️👀🐳

"Hey there's Mrs Whale! Love that beach!"

"Wow she's is such a beach, call her Mrs. Whale whydontya."

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Swimming with whales

the act of plowing a porker, may lead to bodily injury, inadvertant victim of canabalism or shame when your friends find out.

My vacation was awesome, but swimming with whales is dangerous

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Walking Whale

A walking whale is metaphor for some one who you see that is immense and overly obese.

Did you see that guy in the food court? He was a total walking whale!!!!

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