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Got some girls being butt-hurt? Got some white teenaged males with nothing to do?
Introducing white knighting! A perfectly respectable act of suddenly becoming chivalric and nice by the mere presence of e-boob.
GIRL: Guys, look. Look at me! Tits!
GUY: Dude, you're a guy. GTFO.
GIRL: NOOOO :(
GUYS: BRO, WTF, GET OFF OF HER, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. Hey princess, don't worry. It's always like that here.
GUY: Dude... white knights up in here.
Search Bungie.net for 'ITT: Post a picture of yourself!'
Enjoy the cable-free soap opera.
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Preferring some more interesting paint color for your wall, or even some wallpaper.
Person 1: "What color should we paint the room? I'm thinking white."
Person 2: "You mean the world's most boring color? Nah, I'm anti-white. Maybe let's go for some interesting color for the walls, like literally any color that's not the world's most boring color."
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When an Indian is so fucked in the brain that they act like white kids trying to be cool. Instead of being smart they are average or straight up retarded because they try too hard to be cool and act like white idiots. These people also where their mask under their nose during pandemics cause they think it’s cool I guess.
Regular Indian: Hey so what you get on that Honors Math test
White Indian: Bro I don’t even take honors I ain’t a nerd
Regular Indian: Wtf how do your parents not care
White Indian: Cuz I’m just that fucking good at life
Regular Indian: Get a life dude and stop tryna be white
White Indian: Shut up you a nerd
When a man ejaculates into a pill organizer and asks if you want to take the Red Pill or the Blue Pill. The partner then takes all of their pills for the day.
Did you seriously just White Morpheus my pills for this week and ask me if I'm beginning to believe?
A male or female, that for one reason or another, feels the need to be dating somebody of the opposite or same sex all the time.
oh man, that guy has a bad case of White Syndrome. He just broke up with his girlfriend, and now his going out with another chick
A white girl who loves Asian boys
Lillie is such a white panda always fucking Asians,
Lillie always wants an egg roll
a faggot who's as famous as The Rock
Jacob White is really popular!