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Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011


eddie parker

Typically the name of a truly salty fireman

Eddie Parker is the most aggressive salt dog I know.

by 7th ward lord September 8, 2017


joanne parker

the rather beastly woman that will fight better than a man. She treasures her family very much and always says yes if mums say no. She likes animals but normally the exotics are her fave. She is a dog person and often owns the bull terriers.

Joanne parker is the best woman

by Dicysoy September 19, 2023


Caleb Parker House

The only man for me.

I will forever love Caleb Parker House

by Calebs wife February 5, 2022


Dirty Parker

When you desire to win the science Olympiad so bad that you let the judges creampie you and your sibling

Bro I was about to lose the science olympiad but then I just pulled a dirty Parker and it all worked out fine.

by Coach Roberts July 17, 2024


Dirty Parker

During anal sex between two men the giver finishes then pulls out and proceeds to “dock” onto the recipients penis head.

Bob was smashing my shithole last night and once he’d finished he grabbed my cock and latched on with an unexpected “Dirty Parker”.

by Killerjimbob March 17, 2023


Parker Roach

The CEO of Herpes. WARNING Parker Roach contains nicotine, alcohol and dope.

Also defined as a man who's in love with Alexia Labelle.

Fun fact: Parker is a man with a lez haircut.

Person 1: Look it's Parker Roach
Person 2: I like ya cut G

by cool cat who loves ben dover February 25, 2020