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a no tallent wannabe who thinks that what they do is extream or hard. the kids at the skate parks who do the same line every time, and cry when someone gets in their way. they think that they are cool cuz they can grind a rail for 5 seconds.
Q:what do skateboarders do when they aren't going to land a trick?
A:kick their gay boards away and land on their feet.
same question for skaters
A:take the fall get the fuck and and try again
wood pusher:omg these kids are getting in my way of doing the same trick that i just did. here comes that damn skater(quick call him a fruit booter)
skater:stfu you think what u do is hard, try grinding a rail for more than two seconds. better yet try jumping over a sidewalk with a 5ft piece of grass behind it onto a rail that is about chest high and grind the whole thing.
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The act of a male masturbating his morning wood.
Bill likes chopping wood better than truffle butter.
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It is a sexual term for when during anal intercourse, a man hits the woman so hard in the stomach that she vomits.
Antonym; See The Reverse Wood Chipper
Joe stuck his wood in her ass and it came out the other side! He gave her the wood chipper!
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Urban bullfighter on a skateboard
A chris wood is someone who demonstrates the audacity of a bullfighter by pulling big dangerous tricks on a skateboard.
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doing a girl doggie style while she's puking
I gave my sweet girl a wood chipper Friday night after she drank those two bottles of cold duck
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When an old man cummed in his sleep and has woken up with a soken/soggy wiener
"Man i woke up with a killer soggy wood this morning"!
Man i gotta killer soggy wood this morning!
The fucking shit, definition of bad ass, never a guy to back down from a fight
Weston wood is the pinnacle of manliness