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The provinces. A dowdy, depressed, depressing, crime-ridden shithole that bleeds New York City (ironically the safest big city in America) dry to keep itself afloat. Full of inferiority-complex-addled jackasses who whine about how there's more to this state than the City and act so big because the capital of New York State (Albany) is there. Big friggin' deal. Go move to that sterile NYC clone Toronto if you like it so much, upstaters, and stop thinking you're so great until you can clean up your act and actually be productive.
Okay, so there's more to New York State than the City. No one gives a damn, unless you like nature (big whoop), economic stagnation, and urban blight that's right up there with the Midwest rustbelt, metropolitan Detroit, and eastern Germany. Upstate can go ahead and fall into the Great Lakes.
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N. A minute, a length of time that is observed in New York City. Does not differ from a regular minute.
A New York Minute is sixy seconds, just like in the rest of the world.
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when you see two people standing back to back or side to side for more than 40 seconds with their hands palms up backwards seemingly hidden, meaning that they are dealing drugs or handling gum in school. The most popular place is in New York City or HW Mountz. New York styles is used when your fezzin of a jones for a fixin or a jonesin'
MAKES YOU INVISIBLE TO ALL TEACHERS OR BORDER PATROL
1. Yo fez and Bren just "New York Styled" gum right infront of Johny B Morman.
2. Chris Brown and Rhianna just dealt Nesquick powder on the street "New York Style."
thanks phil. said bob. i'm gonna go hop the Q
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The beautiful subrban part of new york. The real New york. It is a cultural ritzy expensive part of new york. Itis not all city thee is some farms. Upstaters are not hicks they just own lots of land and enjoy having fun. The average size of a yard is 1.5 acres. It is the most beautiful area of new york. It is home to niagra falls. It also has some big cities, Buffalo, Syracuse, Albany. But it is also home to some tiny cities. Phoenix Fulton Baldwinsville. We are the rel tough new yorkers that can stand anything.
LONGISLAND IS NOT A PART OF FUCKING UPSTATE
NYC-er:Damn its so cold
Upstate -er:how cold is it
NYC-er:50 degrees
Upstate -er:WTF thats not cold that just wicked warm
NYC-er:okay ya hick
*upstate New York -er kicks the NYC-ers ass for coming to upsate
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border of CANADA crazy north where everyone knows everyone and you can see amish people anyday
-hey, why are those poeple burning grass on their front lawn?
-oh were in upstate new york
-hey what the fuck was that guy riding a horse and buggy for?
-oh hes an amish, were in upstate new york
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Theres not much to say about rye, except for the fact that its an ugly shithole filled with whiny snobs who spend their friday nights popping their collars and counting their cash. 50% of the students smoke pot and the other 50% are getting laid. If you visit the actually pretty decent high school, you'll notice the hallways infested with snobby bastards with bags of weed hangin out their pockets and blackberries in their hands. IF you are unlucky enough to have to live here, I feel for you. Now, all the Rye kids reading this, go back to smoking pot and doing crack and stop wasting your time.
...must be from rye, new york.
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when a guy is going down on a woman and the woman takes over an hour to cum
I was so lost in New York last night with that chick I got tired
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