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a society of people who wish to bring back the classic "your mom" jokes
person 1:so i was up late last night doing homework.
person 2:thats funny because i was up late last night doing your mom!!!
person 7:dude i think i got an std last night.
person 2:who were you doing ... your mom?!
person 8:oooo sick burn!!!
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Your mom eating rye bread in the shower is when your mom eats rye bread while taking a shower.
Your mom eats rye bread in the shower
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One of my best friends on discord
Person A: do you have friends
Person B: yes I have 'i fucked your mom#6969'
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Man, whatever your mom says. This means that the sayer of this phrase is willing to do whatever your mom says. He has an extreme love for your mom and will do whatever she says. While saying this phrase, the sayer will shit his pants and also massive jizz bomb in his pants with the thought of doing whatever your mom says. With love, your mom.
Girlfriend: What do you wanna do babe?
Boyfriend: Man, whatever your mom says.
Girlfriend: Why does it smell like shit...DID YOU FUCKING JIZZ YOURSELF?!
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Another phrase originating from greensprings school, used in a similar manner to wait no telling. It is used to express disinterest in what someone is telling you about. And insinuating that their mother would be more amused by what they have to say than anyone else.
David: Never do that again you are so annoying!!
John: Don't tell me tell your mom.
Your mom’s tits. 😐 What the fuck did you think I’d say?
Your moms fat juicy mommy milkers are summoning me to an early grave.
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When Lightning McQueen fucked your mom and made her cheeks go clap.
Connor: I fucked your mom shit lips.
Greg: *cries but in big sad mood*
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