Canadian Sparkplug

Burning down a city in a riot because you just DGAF. Usually with molotov cocktails. Also bringing marshmallows for roasting or mid-riot snacktime.

Guy 1 "This city sucks."

Guy 2 "I know man."

Guy 1 "Let's pull a Canadian Sparkplug on this place."

Guy 2 "I'll bring the marshmallows."

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canadian whistle

when a man and a female with pubic hair bushs fuck and another woman comes over and blows on the girl thats being fucked vag and it makes a whistle sound

the canadian whistle is blowing on the vag like your blowing on hot soup

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Canadian History

The act of consuming massive amounts of spoiled Canadian bacon in an effort to produce explosive, vile smelling diarrhea. Once a good case of the squirts has developed, the feces is sprayed directly from the anus to the face, neck, and chest of a willing (or unwilling) partner. In this context, the word "Canadian" refers to the bacon being consumed in preparation of the act while "history" refers to the fact that the bacon is rancid and/or past it's expiration date.

You - "Whatcha eatin'?"

Me - "Some rotten Canadian bacon. I'm gonna give the ol' lady a Canadian History later on."

You - "Cool. Can I watch?"

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French Canadian

A racist term used in place of "wigger," or "white nigger". A white guy that tries really hard to act like a black man. The term is used along with "Canadian," which is another word for "nigger," in place of "wigger" when using the actual word will get you in trouble. For example, in the military where you can get in serious trouble for using racist remarks.

"Hey Smith, is there a lot of Canadians in your division?"
"No, but there are a lot of French Canadians. Which is much worse."

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canadian handwarmer

the act of having fist inside of awomans vagina and the other in her anus while having her jack you off with her big toe inside your ass hole

dude, i went on a date last nght and this girl showed me how to do a canadian handwarmer

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Canadian Thanksgiving

n., urban gay slang:

When you attempt to announce your Coming Out Of The Closet in a speech to your family during the holidays like a big drama queen, but no one hears you because they're too drunk and/or too busy scarfing down turkey and pumpkin pie.

That was one hell of a close call, Jeff. Good thing it turned out to be a Canadian Thanksgiving, eh!"

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Canadian Woman

n. A person for American men to practice on

My doctor advised me to should get checked out for the clap once he heard I had been with a Canadian woman.

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