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A bland lauren is a basic white bitch seeing how the name lauren is common white girl name
The bland lauren or basic bitch is:
1-liberal.
2-Plays the 'stop hurting me' card.
3-hits on any guy who is either;
a) in the military or
b) in a college fraternity
4- Stereotypical white bitch shit including (but not limited to):
a) starbucks
b) netflix
c) taking snaps of her bitch alcoholic drinks
5-Crashing conversations with a random picture which isn't related to the current topic AT ALL and proceeding to try to focus the chat on her.
6-Typing 'Lol' when she is offended.
7-poorly uses self deprecating humor as a defense mechanism.
8- Posting shit memes that only a small audience of people like her would enjoy.
9-thirst baits guys on snapchat to give her attention that she squanders once she opens her mouth to seem smart or "not just a pretty face" which she's not (she does a swell job with filters to hide it).
10-jumps on any bandwagon by using fake positive vibes that usually make her seem like a hypocrite about a previous point or statement she made.
11-acts like she shares similar interests with people rather than be herself.
"That girl is one bland lauren"
"I don't think I'd date a bland lauren"
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Is a whore a person who is self obsorbed. Will pull you in with her looks and “charm” and will act as if she’s your best friend then stab you in the back. Will create drama to benefit herself and will act mature when she’s really a child
Wow look at that smelly girl must be a Lauren
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probably the most preppiest store around. a store where rich preppy teens go and blow $300 on a nice polo.
Guy 1: dude, look at that girl. She's wearing POLO ralph lauren...
Guy 2: she must be a prep.
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The most dramatic, materialistic girl you will ever meet. She's the defenition of a skank whore bitch slut. Don't trust her she'll talk soo much shit behind your back. She's got one of the biggest mouths... only for talkin' shit about you to hotties who like you. If there's one person you should not trust ITS HER. So jealous it's hilarious. She represents both an egg and daisy duck, a terrible friend and a terrible all-around person. Better yourself now, and if you are friends with a girl named Lauren, drop her lying, rumor spreading ass..... don't waste your time with her.
"Did you hear Lauren got jealous because he was talking to this girl prettier than her, and she spread a bunch of shit about her and now they don't talk anymore... but she denies it all...."
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girl that shows up to parties and steals random items that are worthless from people shes never met before.
Yo who stole my family picture? -I think it was lunchbox lauren.
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When your friend says they will be right back but just sit on mute for 2 hours and just logging off without a word.
"Oh man I waited for awhile and they just never came back, talk about 'Pulling a Lauren'."
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the awesomest red-head you will ever meet.
I know Lauren marie Fry