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Somebody get my turkey towel so I can go find my hand sandwich.
Someone who bullshits or says something often that is bullshit.
Man1: HEY dude did you here that story man3 told me?
Man2: Yeah I have heard it five times differently. You do know man3 is a Give Turkey right?
Man1: A Give Turkey?
Man2: Yeah means he says alot of bullshit. He's a bullshitter. The whole story is bullshit.
That man is a total Give Turkey.
another term for masturbation.
nobody uses it but i invented it.
"Holy shit, he was tickling his turkey in public and this one lady was watching and taking the meat out of her pink taco." whispered Jane. "To tickle the turkey in public is just plain ass weird," replied her friend.
A complicated reverse felch, a Turkey Dinner involves sucking your ejaculate out of your partner's vagina and spitting it into her rectum. She then positions herself over you to push out the ejaculate and feces in a mic that looks like mashed potatoes and gravy... ala a "turkey dinner."
I thought we'd change form our usual Cleveland Steamer ritual tonight for a little turkey dinner!
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Marks left in the toilet after the unloading of a massive deuce.
That one kinda hurt when it came out. I hope I didn't leave any turkey tracks.
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A way to wuit without using any products or 12 step program. I hear it is very hard and irritating
Bella tried going cold turkey for smoking but gave up three days later
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