When Drew Hawk receives head while taking a massive shit in the McDonald’s bathroom
Drew gets a blumpkin in the McDonald’s bathroom
The act of giving/receiving a blow job while sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
Dude, I was sitting there takin a big ol' shit when my girl came in and gave me a blumpkin.
Getting your dick sucked while on a toilet.
Stephanie gave me a mad blumpkin yesterday.
It’s when you receive oral sex when taking a shit.
Dude is it true you got a blumpkin from the hotel maid?
The greasiest shit ever. When a hoe blows the D while the guy takes a shiiii.
I was at a football game and this bitch busted open the shitter door and gave me a blumpkin.
A sexual act in which someone is given oral sex while sitting on a toilet, usually whilst they are using said toilet.
"You were in the bathroom for like 20 minutes, you good?"
"I'm doing great! Stella just gave me a blumpkin!"