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Warren Cook

Infamous early 2010's internet user (and presumably an internet troll) mainly known for making "fake VHS openings." Warren Cook was a subject of ridicule by internet users (and aspies generally) as a way to hurt or make fun of him, like making "grounded videos" or "hate videos" out of him. Warren's face was once shown online revealing him as some sort of Hispanic child with numb-lips, but it's unsure if it actually is him or not.

Warren Cook, you are suspended from school for only 43 days. Your manners of misbehavior and overreaction are not tolerated in any standard guidelines of this school. From this point on, you won't be able to come back until you have improved.

by blank flank March 17, 2023


Houston cook-off

The act two guys penetrating a chick, one orally and one vaginally/anally and spinning her

Last nights Houston cook-off was amazing!

by MonsterKyle August 12, 2019


National Cooked Day

On this day your absolutely cooked

Person 1 - Have you heard of what day it is?

Person 2 - Yeah it's national cooked day

Person 1 - I hope Ben and smolbean survive 🙏

by TheOneAndOnlyBen April 23, 2024


This Cooks My Duck

An expression that can be used before "your goose is cooked" when said as you're upset or after hearing "your goose is cooked" as a casual response.

To friend: "Well this cooks my duck and your goose is cooked".
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"

by M.O.H.I.O.M. December 5, 2018


Keldon Cook

it is the most majestic and considerable being in the universe, the creature loves white girls and football; usually it talks about video games and hunting. Nothing could ever overcome its greatness, it is filled with so much luxurious power that it could be considered the next George Washington. Its habitat is a small little house in the sticks, usually loud sounds come from the building cause of football. Its formal professionalism can not be surpassed by any form of trickery or disbelief. In its life it has died twice so do not try and combat it. If come in contact with the superior, just stay calm and talk about football, but DO NOT TALK ABOUT ALBURN.

Person 1: Yo, what was that one amazing thing that was so cool that everyone needs to know about it.

Person 2: Keldon Cook?

Person 1: (Head explodes.)

by HoundThatFeeds December 24, 2013


Keldon Cook

Another term for one of the lesser men in a prison. These Keldon Cooks, Aka Prison Bitches, are often looked for in order for larger prisoners to relieve their sexual urges. Yes, a Keldon Cook is the best of sexual releases, as he does not complain and gets pleasure out of it himself. Prisons often suffer from immense amounts of rapes and violence, however with more Keldon Cooks, prisons have been becoming more peaceful due to the lessening tension brought with their desire to pleasure all prisoners within 10 cell blocks.

Black Prisoner: Yo nigga, I gotta blow my load.

Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.

Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)

by Chris Bittner December 29, 2014


cooking a wellington

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame

I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington

by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013