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an expression to be used when something just, like, totally sucks big time...
saw my ex-GF sipping an iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte at the mall today with my replacement, Brad, that total jerk-off... she was smiling and laughing and staring deeply into his eyes... just like she used to do with me... and then I realized that I was still so totally in love with her... talk about visiting heartbreak hotel! I nearly burst into tears in the flipping mall...
that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...
A person who likes to fuck fat people or fat animals (pisificly gorillas)
Dexon: I got tired of fucking Nick so I fucked a fat gorilla, yes I'm a gorilla fucker.
Kayla: YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME?!?!
Dexon: yes.
Where you cum in your hand before you shake someone else’s hand then offer them a towel but it has pubes on it, when they remove the towel the hair is stuck to their hand like a gorilla hand.
Met John the other night, when I went to shake his hand he gorilla gloved me!
Strongest ape in the world. His favorite food is banana soup. He killed Thanos and defeated Nose Boy. He stoled Stijns girlfriend and when you don´t give him banana soup he is gonna do gorillabeuk in your balls and make ooga booga noices. His best friend is Patrick Eggers and his dad is Harambe. His son is called mini ooga booga
Gorilla Beuk did gorillabeuk in his balls.
Gorilla Beuk is a gorilla that really likes banana soup. His brother is called Herres Beuk and they fought against each other in World War 2. He also fought Neusboy but he survived. His father Harambe committed Hiroshima, but he died later because he was shot. Gorilla Beuks son is called mini ooga booga. When you dont give him his daily banana soup, he is gonna do gorilla beuk in your balls
Gorilla Beuk does gorillabeuk in your balls
when your bf gets stuck under the bed so you get them out by putting elmer’s glue on their pp and shoving it in their bf’s ass and thrust backwards
gay gorilla grip getaway
When your fucking a girl and you come on her face you go to the bathroom right quick then shave a good chunk of pubes sneak up behind her yank her hair and when she turns around and yells at you you throw the pubes so they stick to her face like fur on a gorrila....
Let's do a laughing gorilla tonight babe.