when you are horny in the winter and dont have a girl until the lust kicks in and fuck a snowman/women until you cant feel your dick
Man I was so horny last night that I cold humped my snowwomen
Setting up meetings at a conference lobby in order to avoid paying for admission.
I didn't get approval to pay for the conference, so I will Lobby Hump.
The bleak feeling one gets in the middle of the week.
I got the Hump Day Blues. I feel like last weekend was so long ago, and this weekend is so far away!
On the 27th of June, you can hump any one
Dan: hey John
John: yeah
Dan: it’s humping day
John: aw crap
That one block where all the prostitutes hang out for some reason.
"I saw Johnny heading toward 22 Hump Street"
"That horny bastard"
Small rodent found in Southern California that lives in the ground and is always air humping.
The humping squirrel was humping like a crazy on this morning.
This is the position on which a male is on top of a female and banging her HARD
Daddy, let's get in the hump possition!