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Someone: what did you get for your birthday
Jake's parents: Not a cake
Someone: No cake for jake
Two girls are at the beach. One says 'thats a fine Jake Olsen over there'
Jake White is a popular slang term for bisexual aliens who act like they’re not bisexual. Most people really dislike people who act like Jake White. They all hate them but Jake White never realises.
“Oh my god I him so much!”
“Yeah he’s a lot like Jake (white). He’s definitely bisexual. I hate people like that.)
jake gets bullied because he had a dusty and cried because someone called him sonic
jake the hedgehog was all a joke
"jake when is the new sonic movie coming out"
Being a "Jake Forward" involves succumbing to pesty behavior driven by Pedro, a omnipotent deity that controls all actions and takes the appearance of a well sized appendage , once Pedro takes control you become Jake Forward and have no control of your actions, behaviour or morals. Pedro is likely to be amplified with the use of Rosé, he can be a blessing and a curse.
"I went out with my main man Aidan last night, was tricky as he was being a right "Jake Forward" ( AKA Pesty as Pedro had taken control )
" But he is never like that usually "
" Pedro has taken him as well, it's a blessing and a curse"
Feds (police) that are armed. This is usually used in UK slang.
"Got Armed Jakes in the trap house, asked broski we can make it out"