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very small, very weird, very sexy...
likes to masturbate to pictures of Hayley Williams (Paramore singer) and he has been known to talk about the large scale of his reproductive organs.
Tanner: I'm so bored.
Jeff: Yeah man, I wish Jake Pratt was here, that litte guy is fucking crazy.
Someone: what did you get for your birthday
Jake's parents: Not a cake
Someone: No cake for jake
Two girls are at the beach. One says 'thats a fine Jake Olsen over there'
Jake White is a popular slang term for bisexual aliens who act like they’re not bisexual. Most people really dislike people who act like Jake White. They all hate them but Jake White never realises.
“Oh my god I him so much!”
“Yeah he’s a lot like Jake (white). He’s definitely bisexual. I hate people like that.)
jake gets bullied because he had a dusty and cried because someone called him sonic
jake the hedgehog was all a joke
"jake when is the new sonic movie coming out"
A walk when you aimlessly walk around in the woods and hangout.
Person 1: “Yo I’m fuckin bored you wanna go for a Jake adventure?”
Person 2: “yeah bro let’s go.”
When you have a nap at work because there are no outstanding jobs.
"Im going to have a Jake Cluley this afternoon"