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the ultimate legend! do you know any one else from bolton who can get more then 1 person in a room to laugh with them and not at them!
"garlic-bread"
"you mean garlic...... and bread!"
"gaaaaaaaarlic bread!"
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When a guy is eatin a girl out with one finger up her but then procedes to bite her clit
Janets pussy smelt bad so Ryan gave her a peter piper.
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When doing a girl from behind, one pulls out his penis just before finishing and releases his manly juice in his hand. He then spits on the woman's back so she believes he has finished on her, when she turns around the man throws his discharge into her face and yells "PETER PARKER!!"
she was blinded for life as a result of his peter parker.
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A dirty hole inbetween your bum cheeks
Oh shit, my Peter Nathan is itchy!
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In the game of golf, a shot whose consequent bounce(s) results in the shot being better than it should have rightly been.
Golf spectator: Aww man that was such a peter bounce, it should've gone way past the green!
Golfer: Nahh man I played for it
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Fucking nonce and pedophile that touches up little vulnerable girls
NAaaaa what the fuck stop being such a sam peters u fucking weirdo,mum look its a sam peters touching up grandma!
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When a man or woman fingers themselves with only the middle finger and ring finger, so that when fingering themselves they're hand looks like Spiderman's hand while shooting webs. People usually think about Peter Parker / Spiderman while doing this (because people are nasty fucks).
My wife Peter Parkered herself while watching a Spiderman movie last night.
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