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A person who looks butt ass ugly like a pony that has a dingle-berry and is trying to squeeze it back in.
Filip stay golden pony boy
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Advice that can be given in almost any situation. It also makes no sense while making absolute complete sense at the same time.
"My boyfriend cheated on me last night at a party."
"Well...don't let the ponies blind you."
"What?"
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Using cough syrup that contains Dextromethorphan to get high.
"That guy was going on about the secret meaning of Xenogears...he must have been riding the brown plastic pony!"
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when a sad depressed male figure goes to eat macaroni but then a horse shits in it
bob: hey man want some macaroni
doofus: holy lonely pony eating macaroni there's horse shit in my macaroni
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A sex position in which a male is fucking one girl uo the ass when another male smears peanut butter around his reproductive organ and the girl then must lick it off, not being able to use her hands. After words, the females vaginal and anal openings would be occupied by the male.
Yo man, me and my homie just went on a nasty Arabian Peanut Butter Pony Ride on this girl
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refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .
Billy got picked to be hall monitor again .
Well Wouldn't you know who won the pony
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Implies that the previously stated is rigged; local wrestling promoter, as told by Jim Cornette, gave away a pony to increase ticket sales and, to avoid losing money, rigged the raffle to ensure his son would win the pony
Of course, that asshole was late again!
Oh, wouldn't you know who won the pony!
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