she has about 14 STDS

Curt's college sister who, blatantly, has 14 STDs. She is a genuine butt-whore, I hear one a kind; however, her vagina is extemely loose because of years of sexual intercourse with beastly negro penis.

Curt's older sister is fucking hot, but that bitch loves that dark meat. If I was you, I'd go for something a little more clean.

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Leah has a piss kink

Leah is a very short girl with a huge love for her piss kink even though she denies it all the time.

oml Leah is stalking people in the toilet! Leah has a piss kink.

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your mother has the gay

even worse than your mom gay, by far

joe: bruh you have two dads!
mama: your mother has the gay

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dueche me nu ha

A phrase used in a song my friend made up, pronouced how its spell'd.

dueshe me nu ha, its hot. dueshe me nu ha, its hot. oh my god, its hot. duesh me NU HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *the HAAAAAAAAA is high A flat.*

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Fouahahaw-ha-haw-haw-haw

Native Amerindian laughter. No kidding, this is how they laugh when they are happy or excited. Serious.

Teacher: Congratulations little Standing Bear Jones, you got an A+ studying on the Finals ! You passed High school !

Standing Bear Jones: Fouahahaw-ha-haw-haw-hawwww !!

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Catalina has mommy issues

catalina keeps talking about how her mom left her and she keeps trying to make jokes so she can cope with the pain

catalina has mommy issues because her mom left her and because her friends are mean as hell

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Vinnie has a massive dick piercing

Vinnie is a beautiful man that likes to pierce body,especially is penis. His dick rangers from around 20 to 30 inches. He is a force to be reckoned with.

Wow, look at that!!!! Vinnie has a massive dick piercing.

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