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A sexual act wherein a overly attractive woman awakes to realize she spent the night with a complete loser. While she hides in the bathroom pretending she's getting sick, the dude rubs one out in her ice tray......leaving behind an Icy Adam
After Eve awoke the next day disgusted to find another loser in her bed, she hid in her bathroom pretending to get sick hoping to get him to leave. Before he left dejected, Adam then cleaned out a couple of cubes from her ice tray in the kitchen and rubbed one out in there. After neatly refilling the empty sections with water and baby batter, Adam left the Icy Adam back in the freezer.
I- uhh.. I don't know hahaha I'm a random simp for this mfing white ahh man 💀💀👍
"I'm looking at Adam Murray. such a pretty boy omagahhhshhshw oh wowowwah" - me
"BUT HE'S A WHITE MAN GRGRGRGR 😡😡" - my online platonic friend who is concerned about me
A scruffy ugly smelly cunt who can't afford a hair cut
Erghh look at that smelly spastic Adam zelch
After visiting the waterfall, me and my zaddy were Adam and Eveing it in the trees.