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When a bunch of southern-hick-fucking-cousin-fuckers steal a bus and proceed to have a massive orgy.
Cletus: "Hey, what you's doin' this weekend?"
Jimmy: "We's gonna make an Alabama Bang Bus!"
A medical assisting term that defines the feeling of exuberance when you get done collecting a fresh medical specimen.
When I stuck that vain and saw that flash in the chamber I yeald SUUUUWWWWEEEEE!!!!####!!######!!!!!!!$$!!!!!! Alabama butter train!!!!!!!!
When you catch a pregnant salmon on its magical journey upstream and have sex with its fish slit like a flesh light and after ejaculation you slam the salmon on the ground making a egg cum masterpiece
Did you hear? Hear What? Max and Joe have been Alabama salmon slam'n before they even read this
Having Sex with either your Sister or Cousin, it dont matter. Takin a massive shit where ever the hell you want.
Are you livin the Alabama dream? Damn right I just had sex with my Cousin.
The act of dropping ones trousers and proceeding to slap a females breasts with the flaccid penile shaft.
Yo that chick had huge boobs so I gave her the old Alabama titty slap
When one (who originates from the state of Alabama) assembles those that are in the same family tree, and commits a sexual orgy. These orgies must consist of other sexual innuendos and fantasies such of that as the Alaskan Pipeline, African Goggles, Jersey Meathook, Wisconsin Cheese Wheel, and the Fire Hydrant.
"Dude I just got my sister to join the Alabama Get-together "
"Awesome grandpa!"
"Thanks, lets do one now!"
a alabama hotpocketin sense is a sexual act where a man puts hot sauce on the tip of his penis and pounds her out like the raw end of a burrito
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